50 frankly horrible first [internet] dates.

men’s nails

men’s nails should not be long. they should be short. we should not see the white part of your nails, guys. NO WHITES OF THE NAILS! fix it! it’s so not cute!

big turnoff.

Mar 17 2010

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About me

hi.

i'm a 30-something single white female who has been internet dating since 1999. [yep, i'm still doing it. nope, i haven't found him yet.]

this breadth of experience means i've gone on a lot of really bad internet dates. like, a LOT of REALLY BAD internet dates. and yes, THEY'RE ALL TRUE.

take a stroll with me down memory lane. and feel free to email me at franklyhorrible at gmail dot com with comments, questions, book deals, and professions of love. <3