50 frankly horrible first [internet] dates.

okcupid no-go

instant dealbreaker: any guy who indicates that he “dislikes cats” on his okcupid profile.

bad idea, guys. really bad idea.

May 21 2009

About me

hi.

i'm a 30-something single white female who has been internet dating since 1999. [yep, i'm still doing it. nope, i haven't found him yet.]

this breadth of experience means i've gone on a lot of really bad internet dates. like, a LOT of REALLY BAD internet dates. and yes, THEY'RE ALL TRUE.

take a stroll with me down memory lane. and feel free to email me at franklyhorrible at gmail dot com with comments, questions, book deals, and professions of love. <3