an exceptionally classy guy from okcupid
Thanks so much for the message. You made me smile. :)
You’re definitely cute, but I’m a pretty skinny guy so I just have to ask you this terrible question: how much do you weigh? :)
it's just so exhausting
i’m tired of looking
“ Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women. ”
Natalie Portman (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
(via hazelweatherfield)
“ Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. ”
Woody Allen (via sexisnottheenemy)
no-go
instant dealbreaker: any guy who indicates that he “dislikes cats” on his okcupid profile.
bad idea, guys. really bad idea.
subject line: "eyes as your's give life to words..."
i got this gorgeous poem in my OKCupid inbox last week, so i thought i’d share the, um, creativity.
i especially like the dude’s over-reliance on ellipses at the end. if anyone has any idea how to translate this mess, please — do tell.
“aloof shuns a fool,lest shackels be fethered
such counsel be coined as lovers are martyr’d
bereft of sobriety and all its releases
as mortar is dulled by pardons laughter
gives reason to freedom and wishes to wands
lest shoulders be peasants of time’s forgotten hands
but we are now….. and they where then
our bands have been forged witnessed by kin
as stars be pinholes in the curtain of night
and given of each other loves rippled twilight……………….”
“ We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever, the goal is to create something that will. ”
Chuck Palahniuk (via unichronic)
